How to Cat

Short Guide on How to Cat — (stubbornness chapter)

• Begin by cultivating an air of aloofness and independence, exhibiting a calm and composed demeanor in various situations.
• Embrace a penchant for lounging in cozy spots, whether it’s a sunny patch of floor or a plush bed table.
• Embrace a firm determination and an unwavering commitment to your desires.
• Assert your preferences confidently and unapologetically, refusing to yield easily to others’ requests or demands.
• Practice selective listening, choosing to ignore commands or instructions that do not align with your agenda.
• When faced with obstacles or challenges, dig in your heels and refuse to budge until you achieve your desired outcome.
• Embrace a sense of independence and self-reliance, trusting your instincts and judgment above all else.

Live demonstration on how-to-cat effectively by our dear old Captain filmed on a cruel, summer morning in our hustling and bustling Athenian neighborhood: